70 Frickin' Hours? You Can Not Be Serious.

Some guy just set a new Guinness world record for T.V. watching after watching television for 69 hours and 48 minutes.

All I have to say is, THAT'S IT? Are you kidding me? Had I any idea whatsoever that acheiving a world record was so easy, I would have done it a long time ago. That's not even three straight days. Hell, I could do that with my eyes clo..... well, you know what I mean.

Hell, all I'd need is an Alias marathon, all four seasons strung together back to back, and I could watch TV for 88 hours without even blinking.

But really, I don't need that. As my wife can attest, plop me down in front of this glorious beast, and I can watch anything for 72 hours, easy.

My prediction: that this was a world record capable of achieving came as a surprise to many people. This record will be broken before the year is out. (And I can't promise it won't be me.)